Funny Tweets About Married Life, Written By Husbands

These guys are in it for the long haul

Being married is great. It means that you’ve found someone who loves you so much that they want to share their whole life with you. It’s romantic and wonderful, but it isn’t always easy. These husbands have been tweeting about some of the realities of married life.

Definitely worse than the silent treatment.

via Twitter / @KentWGraham

Serious business.

via Twitter / @simoncholland

Get it right!

via Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

Marriage is about sharing, but sharing food can be hard.

via Twitter / @tchrquotes

Oh darn. You beat me to it!

via Twitter / @Mr_Kapowski

He’s going to the dark side.

via Twitter / @AndyAsAdjective

That’s one way to get revenge.

via Twitter / @TheGladStork

Marriage is a learning experience.

via Twitter / @PJTLynch

Feeding the cat suddenly looks like the best option.

via Twitter / @GrantTanaka

It’s getting hot in here.

via Twitter / @WilliamRodgers

That’s true love.

via Twitter / @TheAlexNevil

I wonder how he’ll talk his way out of this one.

via Twitter / @david8hughes

“Your wife’s home”

via Twitter / @_troyjohnson

Golden rule.

via Twitter / @Underchilde

Married couples need to be sensible with their finances.

via Twitter / @KeetPotato

Romantic!

via Twitter / @hippieswordfish

Sounds like a fun place to live.

via Twitter / @KentWGraham

Poor woman…

via Twitter / @PJTLynch

Not as bad as having an affair, but close!

via Twitter / @WilliamAder

This husband is awesome.

via Twitter / @Cheeseboy22