If you’ve ever been to the Internet (yes, we’re referring to it as an actual place now) then you probably know it happens to be filled with filth. Pornographic content and innuendos are everywhere, making the net a veritable den for the sexually repressed or depraved. Whether you want to or not, you’re exposed to this stuff just by visiting the internet. So, if you’re wondering how much of your innocence is still intact, read on. These images will act as a barometer for your degree of purity.
1. Hard at work.
2. Maybe stick to 3 for a while?
3. Who am I?
Based on the descriptions, guess what they’re referring to.
4. Tap that… boxing glove?
That’s an opportune place to hang them.
5. Concealed under the bubbles.
I wonder who the photographer is.
6. Introducing P. Ennis.
I believe his parents had quite the sense of humor!
7. What do you see?
An ultimate test of your inner child.
8. Too often to keep track.
This sign could only have been made by a true innocent.
9. Have the pipes been laid?
You need to have a little fun while at work!
10. Allow me to wash those hands.
The humor in this inopportune picture makes me uncomfortable, to say the least.
11. Kim K’s Furniture: Made in her own image.
This couch is looking good.
12. Quick and efficient.
Well that leaves you with plenty of time for the rest of the day.
13. Who says you have to sit “like a lady?”
What do you see when you look at this?
14. It’s all about that eye contact!
Be careful about those micro-expressions.
15. Can’t keep my hands to myself.
“Get a room girls! This is public space for god’s… oh, I see, well never mind.”
16. This is how you sell a car.
I’m beginning to see a trend. Maybe you girls should be more mindful of your environment? Just saying.
17. Blow on that.
“I’m blowing! I’m blowing!”