Let’s face it. “Menstruation” as it’s technically known has never been especially pleasant to experience, or even talk about.
I mean, there’s more to a period than just being uncomfortable — a woman’s body has decided that cramps, bloating and hormonal swings are the perfect way to let her know that everything’s OK. Makes sense, right? The severity of these side effects can very greatly from woman to woman, but there is an “opt-out” button to stop the suffering completely.
Which made me wonder: What did ladies do back in the day when their “Aunt Flow” came to visit? They obviously couldn’t just pop over to their corner drug store for some sanitary napkins or tampons to keep themselves tidy. It’s shocking how little people from the past really knew about the female body.
This got me thinking: what did women do to take care of this problem in ancient times? They couldn’t send their husbands to Wal-Mart for a box of pads or put a quarter into one of those bathroom vending machines.
Strange or not I did a little research to see how the women of the past took care of business.
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1. The Tampon of Hippocrates
The philosopher may have been one of the smartest minds of his time, but I don’t know how much women loved his early idea of a tampon made out of lint fixed to a small piece of wood. They also used this as contraceptive.
Sure he was of the greatest minds of his time, but the man invented a wooden tampon. Seriously, he slapped some lint on the end of a wooden rod and called it good…
Fingers crossed that no one got splinters!
2. The Wooly Witches of Ancient Rome
It’s common sense that women on their periods need to be given some space, but in ancient Rome Pliny the Elder taught that menstruating women had power to make dogs go crazy, kill crops and even CONTROL THE FREAKING WEATHER. I’d be mad too if the period treatment of the day was scratchy, itchy wool.
3. Medieval Toad Talismans
Thank God for progress. In the Middle Ages, women were told that they could ease their flow by wearing the ashes of a dead frog in a pouch hung between their legs…Uh huh…
Now in addition to feeling crappy from the period, she would also smell like dead frog. Don’t worry! Instead of wearing deodorant, many women just carried flowers around all the time. No joke.
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