11 Stories From People Who Have Done Really Weird Things While Sleeping

You did WHAT?!

Who would have thought that going to sleep could lead to some of the craziest and wildest activities that we could ever experience?

Ok, that might be a bit extreme, but sleepwalking and sleep-talking can definitely put you in a vulnerable, and occasionally bizarre position.

Everyone seems to have a crazy story of a friend or family member doing or saying something really strange while they are asleep. The following 11 people have shared their own and their loved ones nocturnal hi-jinxes! Their odd stories will make you feel great about your own sleep habits!

[H/T: Reddit]

1. At least he got pizza, right?

Flickr / Jules Perry

“I once ordered a pizza in my sleep. In French.” — platypusduck

2. That’s just gross.

Flickr / Ewen Roberts

“I can’t remember what I was dreaming about, but when I was younger (I was 11 or 12, I think) I slept walked into my mom’s kitchen from my bedroom, holding one of my socks in my hand. I put the sock in the microwave for 30 seconds and woke up when I tasted a warm sock in my mouth.” — whatnot13

3. A tasty surprise.

Flickr / Iain Farrell

“I was found lying in the kitchen with my head in the fridge, and half a cake gone with chocolate all over my mouth.

“I do not recall anything between going to sleep in my bed and waking up in the kitchen.” — mrfrodo89

4. Funny dreams, perhaps?

Flickr / raebrune

“I apparently giggle a lot in my sleep. The ‘creepy’ giggle, it terrifies my SO [significant other] who has been awake at times to hear it.

“I personally don’t remember anything being funny, but it fascinates me that I choose to giggle over sleep talking.” — stellabeaux

5. This person needs to go back to bed right meow.

Flickr / ocean yamaha

“When I was 13, and my cousins slept over, I got up in the middle of the night, crawled around all all four, and woke her up by meowing at her and demanding to be petted.” — PantheraLupus

6. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Flickr / Sarah C

“I sleep talk occasionally in my sleep, and once, in college, my boyfriend (now husband) woke up and saw me sit up with my eyes open. I then looked over at him and said, ‘Your time has come.’ Just then, my closet door popped open and did the slow, creaky thing that you see in horror movies. Apparently, I just laid back down and didn’t say another word.” — HeyLadycakes

7. That’s some real dedication!

Flickr / e-codices

“My roommate told me that I recited the story Der Wolf und die sieben jungen Geissien in German in my sleep because I had an oral test on it. We only had to summarize it, but I figured my only chance of passing the class would be for me to memorize it and do the voices when I said it for my teacher.

“My roommate was a real trooper and did not resort to violence.” — MandMcounter

8. Who knows what he’s dreaming about.

Flickr / Sarah Nichols

“My husband sleep talks nightly. Full sentences multiple times a night. It’s incredibly annoying. I have recordings of him saying things such as: ‘We do not allow rebels past this point in the gate,’ ‘Everyone deserves new shoes,’ ‘You ruined Popsicles forever.” — Reddit user

9. This is a chilling story

Pixabay / Ryan McGuire

“One time, as a kid, I think I was about 7, I woke up in the middle of the night on the front lawn in my onesie. I woke up while just standing there, barefoot in a few inches of snow, the front door wide open. I don’t think I was out there for too long, but who knows. My parents saw my tracks in the snow in the morning and were very confused.” — Reddit user

10. A painful awakening

Flickr / Henry Burrows

“I punch myself in the face when I sleep all the time.” — Reddit user

11. Well, at least they won’t be late.

Flickr / Shannon Clark

“When I was in grade school, our bus stop was just down the street on the corner. I used to have bad sleep anxiety, especially when it came to being late for the bus. One night, I woke up and apparently I had showered, gotten dressed, gotten my school work together, and walked down to the bus stop. This was at 1 a.m. My neighbor randomly drove by and told me the news.” — 2Hawt2Trawt69

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